you really need to just grow the fuck up.

ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

(Source: wretchedentropy)

  • person with a big dick: I wanna touch ur heart......from the inside

vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

(Source: uzmama)

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour)